Mr Unicorn

Its magical. Its amazing. Its "OMG". Its Mr Unicorn.

Warning: you do need to get this game because it’s going to blow your freaking mind BUT but but but, PLEASE be careful. This is not a joke, this isn’t just some joke game this is a serious game. I’m not kidding, this game could melt your brain. You need to be very careful, like you need to experience it, you need to play, don’t get me wrong, but you need to be very careful about how much you play. You’re not going to want to put the device down but you need to get real with yourself and say, “Self. You’ve had enough Mr Unicorn for today. It’s time to stop, you can come back tomorrow, but you need to take a break, you’re hooked”.

There arent really any other words to describe this game. Game isnt even the right term, Mr Unicorn is more than that. This is... this is an experience. There arent really any other words to describe this experience*

Be safe guys. Get the game, but be safe, oh man. This game…. this game… ah please be safe, this isn’t just like one of those other games, this is serious stuff here, be careful. We’re talking Unicorn powers and mystic wonders. Guard your hearts guys. Man oh man. Be safe.

Anyways, come, join us, play—play Mr Unicorn. *Ominously chants* One of us. One of us. One of us.

Its good for you, or something... yeah. What are you waiting for!

This games got everything, and I mean everything! You are a unicorn riding on endless stream of rainbow farts... RAINBOW FARTS. You soar through the skies and collect all sorts of gems. I mean this game is the stuff of dreams.

Oh, and if (and only if) you are skilled enough to open the elusive mystery box... ah never-mind I dont want to spoil the surprise. But trust me, if you get the mystery box.. boy oh boy.. you might just wet your pants!